Healthy Insanity

I received this in an email this morning and thought it was funny enough to pass on.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Some one Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go' .
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13 Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14 Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.
16 Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17 When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18 When Leaving The Z oo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A H ealthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Wheel of Fortune!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did anyone watch Wheel of Fortune last night? Me and Trish were in the audience and you could see a brief glimpse of us when they zoomed in on the winner's family. Well I'm not sure if you will be able to see us again in the audience but everyone should watch anyway at 7pm tonight just in case you can see me and Trish in the audience again....LOL. Oh and don't forget about the Price is Right on February 2nd because you will definitely be able to see us in the front row!

Kaylie

You all know my sweet loveable niece Kaylie. Well I found out last weekend that her Mom was moving her to Tennesse at the beginning of the month. This saddens me very much and I am on the verge of tears everytime I think about it. I am used to seeing my niece almost every weekend. I see her more than her father does and more than her Mother's parents do. I can't possibly imagine what it will be like when I can't see her whenever I want. They are moving 6 hours away in Tennessee. Brittany (Kaylie's mom) got evicted from their apartment because she was unable to pay the rent. She is a server and does not make a lot of money to be able to support herself and her daughter. She had a new apartment lined up that cost less, but she still needs several hundred dollars to be able to move into. Instead of trying to get the money she has decided to move in with her Aunt in Tennessee. I have been praying so much for this situation to change and for somehow Brittany and Kaylie to not have to move away.

Scentsy Candle Party

I wanted to remind everyone that me and Trish G are having a Scentsy candle party this Saturday at Center Pointe at 1:00pm. We will be providing yummy snacks and drinks. We hope to see everyone there, oh and of course bring friends!

Clean

I'm sure everyone can relate to just cleaning your car inside and out, right? Do you know what I mean......that feeling of satisfaction of something accomplished and now when you get in your car you don't have to think.....oh I really need to clean my car out. Well I didn't clean my car out...LOL. But since Sunday I have just been in this strango cleaning mood. I'm talking dust, vacuum, ALL my laundry, the works. My room is like spotless and I have actually been using my clothes hamper instead of throwing clothes in a pile....and its very calming now when I go to bed because my room is not a dissaray. Well last night when I got home from work I just started cleaning up the kitchen, sweeping and cleaning the counters and getting rid of clutter.....Trish thought I was nuts....and I have never been a clean freak...but sometimes the clutter just drives me nuts.



Well today at work I started rearranging things on my desk, which made me notice that there was dust everywhere. So I completely cleaned and reorganized my desk and got rid of the clutter. I love it! LOL...I know I'm nuts. I think I function better and can think better when the dust and clutter is gone....or at least I feel better anyway...LOL.



Thanks for reading my off the wall post. Trish and Diana got on to me about not posting a blog in awhile so this is what you get...LOL.

The Challenge

So I took Ray's challenge about 10 minutes of God time each day. I just now started it this week on Sunday night and I have been spending some time before I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning talking to God and reading my Bible. I have been setting my alarm to get up just a little bit earlier to make sure that I make time for God.
I have never read the whole Bible so I decided to start from the beginning and my plan is to read the whole Bible from start to finish. The only problem that I have experienced so far is that I have a king james bible, and sometimes its difficult to understand. Thou shalt needest a Bible that is easier to understand. I am a smart person, but I find myself reading over a verse a couple times to make sure that I understand what it is saying. I know I had an NIV Bible somewhere or had one a few years ago, but I have not been able to find it.

Jerkface the llama is in the fridge!

For all of you reading this that do not understand my bizarre blog title then you missed a really awesome time last night at Center Pointe.
Scattergories was the best.....don't forget to hide your nose hairs sugar booger....LOL.
All of the kids had fun playing air hockey, while the adults enjoyed scattergories, Wii bowling, Wii american idol, trouble, oh and can't forget our mock poker game. I had a blast bonding with everyone that came. I have never sang in front of people so it was nice to have my back facing everyone when Christine made sing on the Wii American Idol game. Oh and for those of you who have already seen Christine's blog....that is not what we really sounded like...LOL. Me, Christine, and Trish #2 actually got really good scores when we sang so we all tried to sound really bad to see what the judges would say. Thanks Jared for recording! LOL. Oh and of course we had lots of yummy food. I think that we need to all plan another game night at CP.